Could I be a comedian??

Is it strange that before I go to sleep I make up comedy skits in my head? I tell Nick on occasion that we could have our own reality show. I'd be the bitchy/sarcastic wifey and Nick would be the irritating/selfish/goofball husband with a typical naughty/silly/random 3 year old added to the mix. It would be laughs.

Last night we spent a good 2 hours listening to Nick's iTune jams in shuffle mode. This meant we'd go from an awesome old skool Snoop song to some random Ween song I've never heard of. Nick and Pieter danced their asses off while I tried to strictly keep my eyes on Pieter. Nick's moves aren't exactly a turn-on, so in order to continue being attracted to him I have to simply look away. This isn't anything new of course, I did the same exact thing when I first met him. When he'd ask me to dance, instead of being rude, I'd just turn my back to him and work it that way ;-)

Anyway, I decided to go to sleep a bit earlier than normal last night. I wasn't feeling very well and I was super tired from the night before. I think I was out cold at about 9:30. Nick crawled into bed at about 11. He woke me up and we talked for a bit, him making up the most ridiculous stories about an old man and his flag, and me snapping back with my sarcastic comments. We ended the night with a conversation about our culture. Nick, being a 6'3 Russian with blonde hair and blue eyes, decided he would sing a song that reminded him of his culture. I had rolled over and was waiting for something completely different than what came out of Nick's mouth. He started singing some Asian based hymns. I turned to him to see if he was serious, which he wasn't, but he wouldn't stop. Following his song he asked me to sing a song from my culture, to which I responded "Sippin' on Gin and Juice, laid back. With my mind on my money, and my money on my mind." He told me I wasn't black. I asked him, "you know the freckles on my body?" "Yah?" "That's my black trying to come out."

Nick's not Asian, although he'll beg to differ. I'm not black, DUH, but this entire conversation almost got me out of my bed to start writing. We should have our own show, seriously.